What Is Mitt's Problem?

(Could his main bane be Bain and how he got too stinking rich?)

What is Mitt's problem, the main bane of his existence?
A dog? Or a wife? Or the Tampa convention?
His dog in a crate on his car roof for a substantial distance
Seems to call for some SPCA intervention.

Motion sickness? Diarrhea? They mistreated their pet.
But wait. That isn't as bad as Romney's saga would get.
Animal lovers, both cat and dog, even mom lovers fret:

Dog's sick on the roof –
Mom's stuck at home with five boys –
And Mitt's other wives couldn't help pick up their toys?

Mitt is, as always, both for and against. Whose opinion is his?
Who gets the most biz?
When McConnell and/or Boehner get shot in Tampa?
Heh, heh, heh, that's just how it is…

Mitt made big Bain Bucks though their businesses failed –
Many thousands lost jobs –
And yet none of those Bain "bankers" so far has been jailed?

Gee Whiz…

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/18/12

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