What Should Kim Try?
(A new barber?)

Kim won't catch Obama with his atomic pants down
Modernized and updated warheads will make Kim look absurd,
And guarantee a Mr. Kim holocaust
If Mr. Kim's actions start to speak as weirdly as his word.

Before resorting to nukes, Nobel-Obama has drones
That he loves to use for a surprise from the skies.
Whether or not they have nuclear warheads
Pray he's not using his economy size.

They may be smaller, but there'll be many more of them
Kim's major cities won't ever again be quite the same.
Can you picture a frustrated and crazy teenager
Locked in his room with a new video game?

Mr. Kim, are you sure that's an Obama with whom you should tangle?
One who has never deserved his Nobel Prize for Peace,
Like when he decides he can't stand your crazy hairdo,
And wonders how you'd look without that hairpiece.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/14/13

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