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Where Is The Life That Late You Led? To be sung to the Cole Porter tune "Where Is The Life That Late I Led?" Where is the Pope? Who will he send When baby poops to wipe its rear end? Where is the fun you had in bed? Where is the life that late you led? "Religious freedom" sounds great, But not when the Pope Is proclaiming "Nope" To contraceptives you ate. Where is the sex that late you had? Who is the Pope to say it was bad? Where is the joy you had in bed? Where is the life that late you led? When Bishops misbehave with kids, Do we think of them ill If they give kids The Pill, Having opened the kid-proof lids? Where is the sex you could enjoy Without speculating: a girl? or boy? Out with Santorum's Pope-o-pedics. Back to the life that late you led.
Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter Set a Contraception Trap for the Right To 'Tales From the Kitchen Table' By GAIL COLLINS To 'The Battle Behind the Fight' By GAIL COLLINS To 'The Evolution of Birth Control' To 'Pope Santorum' To 'A Cole Porter Songbook' |