Who'll Be My David Addington?
Sarah Palin plans to take control without a Congress

"Who'll be my David Addington
    when I am Old Mac's Cheney?
William Kristol? John C. Yoo?
    Some Norquist Right Wing zany?

"Who'll draft my signing statements
    to foil the Democrats?
Peggy Noonan's changes
    won't lend themselves to fireside chats.

"In Old Mac's senior moments
    it is I who'll make the rules:
Prisons for abortionists!
    Guns for kids in schools!

"Drill in the Wildlife Refuge!
    Polar Bears be damned!
Towels in the White House
    Monty Python monogrammed.

"Earmarks for Alaska
    to warm the Eskimo.
Pontoons for hubby's snowmobile!
    We'll melt Alaska's snow!"

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/31/08

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