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Who Hates Sperm? To be sung to the Cole Porter tune "I Hate Men" She hates sperm, Yet Popes insist she carry each full-term. Than carry more than three or four, she'll do without their blessing. As long as she can buy The Pill she'll simply keep them guessing, Making sure that it's a "sin" to which she's not confessing. She hates sperm. They'll hate sperm, If Santorum's are not all infirm. Imposing his strict views at home has not kept Rick a virgin, But when polygamy is legal, he could require more urgin': More wives will need a lot more Pills, and lots more The-Pill splurgin'. They'll hate sperm. Popes hate sperm. It's one more thing for them to disaffirm. They hate their bishops failed attempts to regulate their masses, Unlike some politicians' ploys to separate the classes. But one thing they all have in common: their heads are up their asses, Hating sperm.
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