Who Knew?
(That the Koches couldn't pronounce their own name?)

Can the Koches force us to buy their biased newspapers?
No more than they can tell us which channels to watch.
Oh, they can force wimps like Neal Shapiro
Not to air film of Koch scratching his crotch.


Let Dave censor the outfits that Neal lets us see him wear,
But they can't make us watch something about which we don't care.
Nor can they make us buy Brawny when Bounty is there,
Or Stainmaster carpets when we carpet a stair.

If Dave controls PBS and there's another channel to watch?
Pay us to watch PBS? No! Dave Koch is too Scotch.

Koch money can purchase politicians like Maloney and Blunt
For long enough to pull off their own Monsanto type stunt.
But there are so few of them and millions of us,
Though we don't own a limo and still ride the bus.

If all votes are counted, we'll be a shoo-in.
Unless the Koches buy us off, there's no way they can win.
Then every two years we'd know who to thank.
They'd be the ones not laughing all the way to the bank.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/25/13

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