Who Wouldn't Love Him?
(Sung to the tune "Who Wouldn't Love You?")

We know his motive.
We've seen his game.
Where is his honor?
Where is his shame?
This mama's boy that vets still get upset about,
Who won't denounce attacks his backers
   plant about and rant about.

He's in no hurry.
He wouldn't dare.
He's still the coward
Who never served there.
They're the answer to his ev'ry prayer, Kerry.
They're his to curry –
Not yet his nightmare.

Music by Carl Fischer
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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8/28/04