Why I Lie Old Mac blames his Dad My Friends: Dad was an alcoholic; he lied to Mom and me. Lying was the way that we dealt with reality. We said we valued honor and I still claim I do, But when it's expeditious, you'll find I lie to you. For I believe that what I say is the god's honest truth, Like Daddy found no alcohol in Extra Dry Vermouth. I've spent my lifetime seeing things the way I wanted to. It's never mattered that they're not the same to all of you. You're judging Sarah Palin through your own Looking Glass. You want to know why I picked her? Can you find Cindy's ass?
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