Why I Lie
Old Mac blames his Dad

My Friends:
Dad was an alcoholic;
    he lied to Mom and me.
Lying was the way that we
    dealt with reality.

We said we valued honor
    and I still claim I do,
But when it's expeditious,
    you'll find I lie to you.

For I believe that what I say
    is the god's honest truth,
Like Daddy found no alcohol
    in Extra Dry Vermouth.

I've spent my lifetime seeing things
    the way I wanted to.
It's never mattered that they're not
    the same to all of you.

You're judging Sarah Palin
    through your own Looking Glass.
You want to know why I picked her?
    Can you find Cindy's ass?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/7/08

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