Obama's Gulf War –
Will Mississippi Sue Louisiana?
What will it do to Louisiana's Shrimp & Petroleum Festival?

Will Mississippi sue Louisiana
    for hardships oil leaks will inflict on its dudes
Whose gambling's impeded when cards stick together,
    not from the weather but emulsified crudes?

With ninety percent of Gulf oil rigs located
    adjacent to Huey Long's bayous and shores,
Leaks such as BP is now perpetrating
    aren't helping The Gov attract gamblers and whores.

So Haley's upset and quite rightfully so.
    He was told royalties go for the shrimp,
But personally knows just how much a whore suffers
    when gamblers are hurting and feel they must scrimp.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/23/10

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To 'The 75th Annual Louisiana Shrimp and Petroleum Festival'