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Yankee Fans And McPalin Surrogates Frightening similarities Overbearing, illinformed, and just can't face the facts That the gods they worship are deserving of the axe. Heroes who should never lose? Who couldn't drop a fly. Hackneyed politicians who would never, ever lie? We think we hate the Yankees but it's Yankee fans we hate. We think we hate McPalin when we hate their surrogate. We love to watch the Yankees lose and hear fans moan and groan That A-Rod lost his mojo when Madonna didn't phone. Why blame Derek Jeter's knees when it is Fenway's grass That causes him to drop pop flies and end up on his ass. Mac's stupid pick of Palin? Cause enough to celebrate, But we also have a choice of which surrogate to hate. For watching Michele Bachmann as she seconds Joe, The Plumber, Demonstrates for all to see: Obama is the up-and-comer. Who'd you prefer as surrogate? Colin Powell or Michele? Who's more patriotic? Who should go to Hell?
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