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Obama's Gulf War –
Yodeling 'Dixie' vs. 'God Save The Queen' Transocean employees have started to yodel In preparation for escaping to Zug. They're hoping to emulate Roman Polanski, By fleeing the scene to stay out of the jug. But their escapades on behalf of the British Led to disaster and much blame denying. If they all took the Fifth, what would it matter? But BP hears their yodeling as crybabies crying. And can't stand the fact that they're yodeling 'Dixie'. BP thinks it's defeatist – to hell with PR – Not realizing that 'God Save The Queen', Thanks to them, would elicit a hardy har har. Who wants to be laughed at on the way to the gallows? If Romans can do it, can't Transocean pull strings? But yodeling 'Dixie'? Won't Rangel charge more To get them off before the House clips his wings?
Bob Carlson To 'Workers on Doomed Rig Voiced Concern About Safety' To 'BP’s Partners in Well Try to Distance Themselves' To 'Roman Polanski freed' To 'House Panel Will Try Rangel in Ethics Cases' To 'BP Managers Named in Disaster Probe ' To 'British Petroleum Incompetence' |