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A Bush billet-doux? A Judy Miller coup? Scooter told her Bush was smitten. Quoted letters he had written. Cheney found a few? What did Bushie do? Such a horrid mess. No billet-doux finesse. Cheney used them to blackmail him. V.P. or he'd tattletale him. Such a horrid mess. Such a horrid mess. Did the two cavort? No need to abort – A post-menopausal orgy Can't be held against our Georgie, But letters he addressed, "Dear Harriet, Tie me tightly with my lariat…" Indicate a contact sport That certainly falls short Of how a White House resident, Like a sitting president, Would normally hold court.
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