A Clinton Again!
Being sung by a vindictive Hillary Clinton to the tune
"Let's Get Away From It All")
(Let's go again to Niagara. This time we'll look at the Fall)

Verse
Though advised I should quickly fold,
I've refused to do as I'm told.
But if my pastors decide I can't win,
Here is my plan for "A Clinton Again!"

Chorus
Feed Democrats free Viagra
Despite what occurs in the Fall.
More next generation
Ensures Dem domination,
Giving Chelsea the best chance of all.

Bill will swear oral's immoral
And declare a "Lewinsky" a crime.
It doesn't make babies,
Might even spread rabies
If not suspended in time.

Lacking Carville and Bill millstones,
She'll do even better than I.
Planned Parenthood boomers,
As avid consumers,
Will assuredly re-multiply.

The Republicans? They preach abstinence,
So in time there'll be fewer of them.
But if Dems guarantee
A lot less ED…
How's that for a great stratagem?

So give Democrats free Viagra.
Make more who can vote and bankroll.
By combatting dormance
With improved performance,
We'll see an increase in the poll.

Music by Matt Dennis
Original Lyric by Tom Adair
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/30/08

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