A CNN Coup
To be sung with Wolf to the tune
"My Melancholy Baby"
(Come to me, my melancholy baby,)

"Anna Nicole Smith? Wolf Blitzer calling.
Tell me more about your fridge.
Was there any pantry hanky panky?
Did Ted Stevens promise you a bridge?

Any chance you, too, were into diapers?
If so, how 'bout an interview?
And best of all a deal
On Lou Dobbs' Border Seal
Deputizing chicks like you!"

Music by Ernie Burnett
Original Lyric by George Norton
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/14/07

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