A Crying Need For Cloning
(Sung to the tune "There'll Be Some Changes Made")

We'll need a clone of George W.,
Well, maybe two or three,
Or more likely while we're at it,
   a lot more since they're tax free.

Their walk won't be diff'rent –
Their talk or their game.
Ev'rything about them's going to be the same.

To win the war on terror
   in Iraq that he's begun,
The original has proven
   that one can't get it done.
What's more he's promised
   that we won't cut and run.
We'll need lots more than one!!!

We'll eliminate elections –
The last was a bad dream –
For no one changes horses
   in the middle of a stream.

And no longer will we worry
   Cheney could be Number One
If someone should get lucky
   and shoot a hole in one,
For we'll have more than one!

More than one George W.?
   You'll be "oh so very safer" –
We're going to need lots more than one!!!

Music by W. Benton Overstreet
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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9/2/04