A New God For Bushie
Being sung by Bushie to the Gilvert & Sullivan tune
"I'm Called Little Buttercup"
from "H.M.S. Pinafore

I'm called Bushie Buttercup, Bright Bushie Buttercup.
   (Few are more yellow than I.)
But those who butter up their Bushy Buttercup
   are suddenly questioning why.

On one hand Maliki insists that a quickie
   could topple him from his white horse,
Yeh, like Abu Ghraib orgies find Duck-the-Draft Georgies
   and Cheneys displaying remorse –

But voters are screaming I must have been dreaming
   to buy the Pope's faith in brute force,
And then let some phoney predecessors to Tony
   come up with the phrase "Stay the course."

Because those who suck up to Brave Bushie Buttercup
   will shortly be in short supply,
It's up to a Higher up to buck up your Buttercup –
   so heads up, let O'Reilly try.

Music by Arthur Sullivan
Original Lyric by W. S. Gilbert
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/29/06

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