I'm Romeo Gonzales. Yes, that's my middle name. But Junior thinks I'm Anthony. Now isn't that a shame? "Find a way to say OK To any kind of torture And he'll make me his nominee Touting torture natur'lly." There's no doubt they'll figure out Who was behind that memo, Getting Bybee to agree Pain ain't what it used to be. You won't have to know who thinks torture's great When you find it's your turn to interrogate. You won't have to know what Geneva says Now we've made clear the policy of your prez. What's his cup of tea? Torture, nantur'lly. Temporary trauma's fine If it don't last forever. A little strychnine in their wine? As Rummy says, "Whatever…" Threaten with a vicious dog, Or babes in wee bikinis, Eggnog or a mug of grog. Make them dream of Jeanie's. When they go with Romeo And give me my new office, You will see a busy bee So Bush can torture them and thee.
Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin To 'Another Spanish Inquisition' |