A Senator Left Behind
Discussing Hillary's problems with simple arithmetic
to the song "Some People" from Gypsy
(Some people can get a thrill, knitting sweaters, sitting still)

Some people can't do the math,
Face the music or feel the wrath
Of some not so dumb people who know
Two and two isn't five.

Some people are not class acts,
Spurn rejection, and won't face facts.
Those stubbornly dumb people deny they connive –
So why do they lie?

Why'd she believe she could deceive us with her in debt myth?
To get where she's dying to get –
They are worth millions, and yet,
They prefer to use yours, instead of theirs, to bet with.

Some people don't measure up.
They cook the books and whoop it up.
You'll discover that some people,
Some lump sum people can't add –
That some people are bad!

Music by Jule Styne
Original Lyric by Stephen Sondheim
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/25/08

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