A squand'ring wastrel I, A congressman who hatches Spending bills in batches And seamy alibis. My taste for pork is strong. My needs are ever changing Constituents far ranging No matter right or wrong, I always go along, A squand'ring wastrel I, A congressman who'll fashion Ways for Bush's passion For debt to multiply. Our need to spend is strong. Disasters are compounding Greedy cronies hounding I heed the siren song, Or I'll be gone ere long.
Music by Arthur Sullivan To 'Co-conspirators - DeLay' |