A Star Spangled Bummer
Being sung by illegal immigrants as their new national anthem
"The Star Spangled Banner"
(Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light)

José, did you see on the lawn by the White
House that tree whose roots failed while Bushie was steaming
At more gripes at his farce and nonsensical fight?
That the bad parts we've watched aren't at all what he's dreaming?

That the source of hot air is the Iraqi prayer
He'll goof up his fight and drag ass out of there?
No way that a star spangled Hummer enclave
Could topple a tree at a home of the brave.

Music by John Stafford Smith
Original Lyric by Francis Scott Key
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/4/06

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