Eavesdrops on kittens to hear their meowses, President medals for drowning bow wowses, Pensions for Brownies and all their offspring Probable clues to a tush in a sling. 'Mission Accomplished' is anything but, Running for office but missing the cut Till party judges choose a ding-a-ling Most likely clues to a tush in a sling. National Guard to avoid being drafted, War aftermaths so cleverly crafted, Cheney obsessed with ordaining him king Definite clues to a tush in a sling. With his gay fights, With DeLay flings, With Cheney gone mad, How delightful to witness his tush in a sling Though well aware We've been had.
Music by Richard Rodgers To 'Bushie's Snooping Policy' |