A TV For FEMA
Sung to the tune
"Put Your Arms Around Me, Honey"

Hey, let's get together, Honey,
Just to see
If we two can rustle up
An old TV,
One that
FEMa can't turn off,
Perfect
For their Mister Mike Chertoff.

Then we'll sign him up with Nielsen
So he'll note
When New Orleans needs another rescue boat.
At last
Maybe he'll see
CNN Reality TV.

Music & Original Lyric by Junie McCree
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/5/05

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