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I'm the wrong guest as you've now guessed, Though I think I'm charming, I spur unrest For my trade quest is such a hornet's nest, And the hornet is me. I'm a ding-dong who is headstrong, Though my smile is grating and is timed wrong, My free trade song will be my swan song And won't even help me. Though no one is happy I am who I am, There isn't much they can do. I am the kind they would love to forget If only they could get someone new. I'm the lame brain they gave free rein. They ignored my years of doing cocaine, Which may explain why I'm still raising Caine And might set Hussein free – But that's all right, It's all right. That's me.
Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter |