Abu Ghraib In HD
To be sung with Ethel Merman to Cole Porter's
"I Get A Kick Out Of You"
(I get no kick from champagne)

I get a kick from their pain.
Watching them crawl at some doll's
   beck and call
I find entertaining, don't you?
The Cheney's all say they do, too.

Of course when I witness their pain,
It's on new DVDs Rummy's dumb DOD
   has prepared for the Cheney's and me.
Ev'ry week they produce one or two
Featuring somebody new.

I get a kick ev'ry time I see
   Abu Ghraib in HD staged for me.
Alberto says that standard TV
   conveys their anguish too poorly.

I'd be the last to complain.
Though looking older, Ann Coulter still smolders
   when touting my obvious glee
At another sick chick rousing me.

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/17/06

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