Penn went well. Some say great. We were handed the state on a plate. But we fear, Even so, It depends upon who's counting noses. Bouncing checks? Forget facts. We'll fight back if His Highness attacks. Kitchen sink To hoodwink! Won't be who, but how they count noses. That first inning The count showed us easily winning. This late inning We're counting on Obama sinning. Double up. Money's tight. We'll assign who you sleep with at night. This groundswell's Not that great. But Penn was a bell-weather state, And a new Obama goof is overdue, While Bill will see to a huge new nose counting snafu.
Music by Jule Styne To 'A Stephrn Sondheim Songbook' |