Ain't fightin' that flock; ain't breakin' that lock Keep talkin' to myself; leave that docket on the shelf. Ain't evolutin' Ain't learnin' that walk from me. I know for certain how hard they'd shove If I weren't skirtin' chapters they would get rid of. Ain't evolutin' No monkeys in this fam'ly tree. Got no honor. I'm a goner, If I'm not square. Can't let on that I care What their kiddies know, when they conceive, Or believe. When scientific DNA Shows SpongeBob Square Pants may Be related in some way Through evolutin', Won't that make their day! * NY Times - 2/1/05 "Evolution Takes A Back Seat In U.S. Classrooms"
Music by Fats Waller & Harry Brooks |