Ain't Evolutin' *
Sung to the tune "Ain't Misbehavin'"

Ain't fightin' that flock;
   ain't breakin' that lock –
Keep talkin' to myself;
   leave that docket on the shelf.
Ain't evolutin' –
Ain't learnin' that walk from me.

I know for certain
   how hard they'd shove
If I weren't skirtin'
   chapters they would get rid of.
Ain't evolutin' –
No monkeys in this fam'ly tree.

Got no honor. I'm a goner,
If I'm not square. Can't let on that I care
What their kiddies know, when they conceive,
Or believe.

When scientific DNA
Shows SpongeBob Square Pants may
Be related in some way
Through evolutin',
Won't that make their day!

* NY Times - 2/1/05
"Evolution Takes A Back Seat In U.S. Classrooms"

Music by Fats Waller & Harry Brooks
Original Lyric by Andy Razaf
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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2/1/05

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