Al Jazeera Presents *
Sung to the tune "Miss Otis Regrets"

Al Jazeera brings news from the Rev'rend Bill Frist today, Muslims.
This video just in for you people of faith today.
He's a man who won't be delayed
While approving judges others think have strayed, Muslims.
The Rev'rend Bill Frist threatens to go nucular today.

Osama's been the star so many times before, Muslims,
We thought you'd want to hear from a guy who must get his way
Without any kind of slowdown
While pretending he is not the clown
Who diagnoses patients on Cable for Tom DeLay.

* The Nation - 5/16/05
Calvin Trillin - "Bill Frist Appears At A Rally That
Accuses Democrats of Opposing 'People Of Faith'"

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/29/05

To 'Co-conspirators - Frist'