Al Qaeda's State Of Mind
(Sung to the tune "New York State Of Mind")

Our guys love his CIA –

Any day's OK while Ridge knocks on wood,
Hop a flight, flip a coin, hit a neighborhood.
Don't much care which class –
   any seats we happen to find
Are fine for Al Qaeda's state of mind.

Personnel's no prob, Bush is on the job
   and recruits for us.
Though he botched Iraq, so we're fighting back,
   he pollutes for us.
No clean water – no clean air –
   power that's rarely there's a bind,
But fine for Al Qaeda's state of mind.

It comes down to complicity,
   and why would we ask for more?
Torture camps, no food stamps
   and a V.P. we're told swore
Are extremely bad
   and the talent he has to make folks mad
We've been most delighted to find
Are fine for Al Qaeda's state of mind.

Music by Billy Joel
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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7/26/04

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