He's a cop Who protects our borders? He's a cop, Who takes Bush's orders, A dope who still can't cope with aliens? If they speak Spanish He lets them vanish While he counts to ten. It's a game Of border hide and seek. Who's to blame That our borders leak? Is the guy so dumb his thumb can't find the dike? If they're Hispanic, No way he'll panic Or make them take a hike. He's a cop? Well, we're the victim. He's a flop, For he won't convict 'em. Is he paid by Mexico or by you and me? Why not lock him up in Gitmo till we see?
Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter |