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He's so unhappy, what will he do? He needs more somebodys to privatize, who'll Applaud as he barks up the wrong tree – So if you hear him starting to cry, Social Security's why. All by himself he touts Wall Street – All by himself in the fight. Prudential Funds runs a few puny ads That tend to get lost among those ads for abs. All by himself on the hustings With a plan that he pulled off the shelf, But, like a bad joke that will always get a cold shoulder, It sinks like boulder, And should have been kept to himself. * The Washington Post - 4/18/05 Mike Allen - "Hastert Doubtful on Social Security Bill"
Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin |