An Easy To Love Bushie
To be sung with Frances Langford to Cole Porter's
"Easy To Love"
(You'd be so easy to love,)

Tyrants like me are a big cut above,
So easily idolized by popular love.
So worth cross-burning for.
So worth forgoing more book-learning for.

Your children will love the game.
Once they learn Chinese, they'll forget the shame
Of never having a future with me
As they eat the puppies they love.

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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6/20/06

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