Jeb is pissed He claims Terri's vote was missed and should count whether He and Frist could see she'd slipped her tether Gave up campaignin' at the time. He's researchin' Any deceased cases of John Birchin', Whose families won't likely be besmirchin' Long gone absentees who'll "vote" next time. Ev'ry chance he gets he lets us know he's runnin' Even though it looks as though he's funnin'. Anyone who knows him knows he's gunnin' To be the state Republicans adore Vegetative To make dead voter votes accumulative And opposition votes invalidative Jeb's dead-brainin' all the time. * The New York Times - 6/18/05 Editorial - "Politics and Terri Schiavo"
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