Another Bushie No-Win
To be sung with Peggy Lee to Cole Porter's
"Just One Of Those Things"
(It was just one of those things)

Verse
George Tenet predicted "Slam Dunk",
   not a medal that he knows is junk.
Dick Cheney still cries from the back,
   "Saddam helped Osama attack."
As Wolfowitz was heard to shout,
   "At least I knew when to get out."
As Rummy tugs at our heartstrings,
   "Aw shucks, it was one of those things."

Chorus
It was just one of those winds,
Just one of those winds that spins,
One of those winds for 'Bush-where-you-been's –
Another Bushie no-win.

It was just one of those flights.
Who knew that Muslims didn't fear heights?
Not our buffoon with his silly-ass grin –
Another Bushie no-win.

Then he thought a bit,
What a perfect fit
To guarantee that the crown
Of one-man rule
By a right-wing fool
Is the only game left in town.

But Afghanistan and Iraq,
With Rummy's help each a Bushie setback
They let come undone
For another Bushie no-win.

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/22/06

To 'Bushie, The Loser'