Verse When I'm not laughing as the pair self-destructs by itself, I think of what would really scare brave family men like myself. Chorus There is still a slim chance Of a grim coup d'état Where superdelgates cave in: Damn! Another mother-in-law! Could Barack flub the dub? Could the Clinton buzz saw Devise lies that would make her A dreaded mother-in-law? Husbands, the stress, If the White House Big Cheese Is Bill's Baroness, Guarantees disease: Ménage à trois to the doc With bad cases of yaws Where you find that the cause is Not two but three mother in-laws.
Music by Duke Ellington |