In olden days cock-of-the-walking by politicians was sometimes shocking, Now heaven knows, Most anything goes. Bush VPs without a gift for words could only spell four-letter words For low blows. Now anything goes. The world is put off today That Ashcroft today has gone soft today And hasn't scoffed today As Mr. Vice-today-at-any-price-today Plays at being bellicose. So though Scalia draws the curtain, We can be certain who Halliburton owes, Now that anything goes.
Music by Cole Porter |