He couldn't get himself elected his first time around. Only with the help of The Supremes was he crowned. He had to rely on a breach of the law And upon a chauvinist appointed by his pa. And now as though that travesty wasn't enough He's sneakily appointing Mister Gruff Huff & Puff. He couldn't get him OK'd in the usual way And realized his John would need an end-around play, So another April Fool's Day.
Music by W. Benton Overstreet To 'Himself - Bushwhacked' |