Arthur Murray taught her judging in a hurry. She had an hour to learn The receiver in her ear, The voice that she would hear, The solemn look while waiting to adjourn. Arthur Murray says she really shouldn't worry. He's sure that she'll do great Not to fret about abortions, How Texas reapportions, Or fear that Karl might not enunciate. He says she'll never have to make her mind up, That, for a novice, it's a piece of cake. Karl will feed her her opinions While another of his minions, Who's charged with keeping justices awake, Will use a snooze alarm So she doesn't buy the farm And create a stench By dozing off and tumbling from the bench.
Music by Victor Schertzinger |