Asian Success
Sung to the tune
"Open The Door, Richard"

Open the door, Jintao.
You said that China'd let me in.
Open the door, Jintao.
You never mentioned loony bin.

Open the door, Jintao.
I wanted in, but now want out.
Open the door, Jintao.
I've borrowed yuan; now how 'bout clout?

Open the door, Ulan.
Thank God you Mongols let me in.
Open the door, Ulan.
What's that you say? You like my grin?

Open the door, Addy.
Go find Cheney and let me back.
Open the door, Addy.
Each time I smirk we get a yak.

Music by Jack McVea & Dan Howell
Original Lyric by DustyFletcher & John Mason
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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11/28/05

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