Assassination By Self-Decapitation
To be sung by Carol Channing to the tune
"Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend"
(A kiss on the hand may be quite Continental,)

Assassination that looks accidental
Would seem a cinch to defend.
But please understand
If some are less judgemental
And want the bastard back
Despite how bad he's botched Iraq.

We've been told
Hate could grow cold
Depending on how Bushie meets his end.
Yet most should buy Rove's bull that Bush
Got his head stuck up his tush
Having been told what to defend.

Music by Jule Styne
Original Lyric by Leo Robin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/16/06

To 'Bushie Is Doomed'