At The Top
Being sung by our troops in Iraq to Cole Porter's
"You're The Top"
(You're the top, you're the Colosseum)

At the top,
They should all be fired.
At the top,
These guys got us mired.
They're a parody of atonal melody.
They're the horrid choice
Between John Ashcroft's voice
And Kenny G.

They're the cause
Of Iraq's fiasco,
Your kitty's paws
Flavored with Tabasco.
Like a Wolfowitz parade and Bush photo-op,
If you want 'em dumb, we got 'em
At the top!

They're the jerks
Who blew the second inning.
They're the smirks
As Bush claims he's winning.
They're a Gypsy Rose who puts on more clothes for spite.
They're a lead balloon,
A failed honeymoon,
An all night cat fight.

They're the grease
That has stopped the sink up,
The frontispiece
For wars Bush can think up,
Like those New York Knicks who keep blowing picks, a flop.
If you want 'em dumb, we got 'em
At the top!

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/29/06

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