Au Revoir to Abu Dhabi?
Sung to the tune "Aba Daba Honeymoon"

"CPR for Abu Dhabi, that's who we'll grab next,"
   said Dick Cheney to the chimp.
"Au revoir to Abu Dhabi? Won't my Daddy be impressed?"
   said the monkey to the grump.
All day long they chatter away –
How'll they pay for 'Et tu, Brute',
And pull off their rip off
In a cheeky, sneaky way.

"Abu Dhabi grabbing? Don't you think of Kenny Lay?"
   said the chimp, "he'd love to play.
Abu Dhabi's up his alley; he must know a CPA
   who'd look the other way –"
But will a big baboon who knows their tune
Figure out the monkey's lost his clout
Before they try their Abu Dhabi honeymoon?

Music & Original Lyric by Arthur Fields & Walter Donovan
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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2/22/05

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