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Verse A fat man in a baseball cap will be on your TVs. First he'll tout Levitra, then more cures for fleas. The fat man in the baseball cap is representing me To let you know that wars like ours are not entirely free. Chorus Barry Bonds Today! Steroid shots are what he says He will give away. So scrape up the drugs you can. Give them to your cable man. He will get them back to Pfizer and to Merck. They've promised to re-box And sell the bulk of them to Fox For Coulter and of course that other jerk. The proceeds will support our war So TV ads that you adore Will help John Yoo and crew to spend a fruitful day Trying to revise Ways to torture more bad guys On Barry Bonds Today!
Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin To 'Bushie's Steroids Policy' |