Better Than Baker's Plan
As sung by Bushie to the tune
"Rumors Are Flying"
(Rumors are flying that you've got me sighing)

No one's denying
That I'll be supplying
Moktada al-Sadr with arms
To kill our Marines.

Maliki's praying
That I mean what I'm saying
And will outfit their HumVees with armor
And amphetamines.

So now new roadside bombings
Won't be what keeps his guys awake,
And future greased palmings
Will give my designees a fairer shake.

We're "in for the long haul"
Robbing Peter to pay Paul,
To give them more clout
Till they run my guys out.
Can't Baker see it's in my genes?

Music & Original Lyrics
by Benny Benjamin & George Weiss
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/1/06

To 'Bushie's Quitting Iraq'