Blaming Addictions
To be sung with Jiminy Cricket to the tune
"When You Wish Upon A Star"

Though we act a cut above,
It's your use of oil we love.
Please don't hesitate to fuel
Your SUV.

Years ago our Grinch agreed
We'd do Exxon a good deed
If we saw no need to raise
The MPG.

Our plan was
Detroit would benefit,
And Exxon'd make a bit
From your addiction.

A winning Bushie stratagem:
Good-bye Saddam, but why GM?
At least we've made Exxon and
Eye-ran happy.

Music by Leigh Edwards
Original Lyrics by Ned Washington
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/10/06

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