Though we act a cut above, It's your use of oil we love. Please don't hesitate to fuel Your SUV. Years ago our Grinch agreed We'd do Exxon a good deed If we saw no need to raise The MPG. Our plan was Detroit would benefit, And Exxon'd make a bit From your addiction. A winning Bushie stratagem: Good-bye Saddam, but why GM? At least we've made Exxon and Eye-ran happy.
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