Bliss With Bushie
To be sung with Dean Martin to the tune
"Memories Are Made of This"
(Take one fresh and tender kiss,)

One more chance to boo and hiss.
First Mark Foley and now this.
Gay man? Gay boy?
Rove's plan? Play coy,
Disavow unwedded bliss.

Their electronic machines
Won't reveal who misdemeans.
Click here, vote twice;
Again, vote thrice.
Requiem for spilled Bush beans.

Add lies that Bushie tells,
Claims that he's smart as hell.
Parse Kerry's jokes for flavor.
Ban gambling, then divorce.
Why mention stay the course?
Do network bottom lines a favor.

They may need help from above.
Pray that He OKs gay love.
This Fall, just two.
Like Bush, who knew?
Who said ignorance is bliss?

Music & Original Lyric by Richard Dehr,
Frank Miller & Terry Gilkyson
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
11/2/06

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