Blitzer Interviews Bushie
To be sung with Dean Martin to the tune
"You're Nobody Till Somebody Loves You"
(…You're nobody till somebody cares.)

Blitzer:
The same situation's occuring.
I have nothing new to report –
An interview with Bush about how
   much he is loved
Compared with those on Texas death row
   back when he goved.

So tell the whole wide world how you've changed it
And screwed up ev'rything that you've touched.
Our viewers want to know –
Bush:
It was easy,
Blitzer:
We want to thank you for that.

Music & Original Lyrics
by Russ Morgan, Larry Stock & James Cavanaugh
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/5/06

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