If Shia grab any Bushies tonight, Will Cheney blab about Bushies tonight? If Shia grab any Bushies tonight, And Cheney's blab to the media tonight Occurs smack dab in the middle of the night, Bush will blow his top. A quick pursuit would prob'ly solve his plight. To bomb Beirut would start another fight. So he bombs Beirut to start another fight For a quick pursuit in the middle of the night When on a toot and higher than a kite He'll need another pop. According to Dick Cheney's retort When your ratings drop down that low, It pays to indulge in your favorite sport And go for best in show. So how will they get more than his ratings up When the dope is on a pop? An H-bomb With aplomb Beats an A- Any day, So why make Bushie stop? The question each of us faces tonight: Can we impeach mental cases who might Harm us and them with their claims that each fight Is not mayhem but a test of their right To an executive pop?
Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter |