Blowing His Top
To be sung with Ann Miller to Cole Porter's
"Too Darn Hot"
(I'd love to sup with my baby tonight.)

If Shia grab any Bushies tonight,
Will Cheney blab about Bushies tonight?
If Shia grab any Bushies tonight,
And Cheney's blab to the media tonight
Occurs smack dab in the middle of the night,
Bush will blow his top.

A quick pursuit would prob'ly solve his plight.
To bomb Beirut would start another fight.
So he bombs Beirut to start another fight
For a quick pursuit in the middle of the night
When on a toot and higher than a kite
He'll need another pop.

According to Dick Cheney's retort
When your ratings drop down that low,
It pays to indulge in your favorite sport
And go for best in show.
So how will they get more than his ratings up
When the dope is on a pop?
An H-bomb
With aplomb
Beats an A-
Any day,
So why make Bushie stop?

The question each of us faces tonight:
Can we impeach mental cases who might
Harm us and them with their claims that each fight
Is not mayhem but a test of their right
To an executive pop?

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/15/06

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