Got no clue if you should be
Free to sue his last M.D. –
Am I for you or his M.D. alone?

So you are missing
A lifetime of kissing –
Your closest relation –
The wrong medication –
If only you'd known
Doc relied on his cellular phone, dear.

Connection's poor when he called in
Prescriptions for your next of kin –
Is that his faulr or that of his telephone?

We'll let stand your lawyer's fee,
But limit how much goes to thee.
Oh, how happy carriers will be!

Music by Vincent Youmans
Original Lyric by Irving Caesar
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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1/20/05

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