Bush League Ball *
Sung to the tune "Moonglow"

They threw Bush a "Curveball",
Which, of course, he blew.
So back to the Bush leagues –
Crawford, Texas, where are you?

Had they thrown him a fast ball
He'd have muffed that one, too.
With coaches like Cheney
No wonder he hadn't a clue.

He shouldn't even have been there.
Activist judges got him in by a hair.

So where will this screwball
Stage his next flopperoo?
Who'll throw him a beanball
Just to watch him poo poo pee doo?

* The Nation - 4/25/05
Calvin Trillin - "'Curveball,' the Wacko…"

Music & Original Lyric by
Will Hudson, Eddie DeLang & Irving Mills
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/7/05

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