Bush On Dames
Sung to the tune from "South Pacific"
"There Is Nothin' Like A Dame"

We got ladies who are teachers.
We got ladies who raise kids.
We got ladies who make millions.
We got ladies on the skids.
We got ladies leaving judgeships.
We got ladies driving tanks.
But a Sandra Day O'Connor?
Junior says, "No thanks!"

We got ladies who run cities.
We got ladies running farms.
We got ladies chasing burglars.
Ladies fighting five-alarms.
We got ladies who are brokers.
We got ladies running banks.
But another lady jurist?
Junior says, "No thanks!"

Will he nominate a dame?
Someone to "Attagirl"?
Is there a chance that his game
Is the same as some Islamists' with a dame?

Is he like a Shia mullah,
Those chauvinists we're fighting for?
Is their newest constitution
The reason Bush took us to war?
So their ladies can't choose husbands,
Or inherit property,
Or be as free as they had been
Before 'democracy'?

Will they nominate a dame?
Maybe one without a veil?
Will Karl Rove be convicted
Will Bush end up in jail?
Will his wife let Bush promote
Another chauvinistic war?
Or laugh at his Cialis
With a "Who'd you buy this for?"

Music by Richard Rodgers
Original Lyric by Oscar Hammerstein II
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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7/23/05

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